higheramerica:

Happy Birthday Mr. Snoop Dogg! 

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thekatitube:

sizvideos:

Watch the video of this amazing April Fools

WATCH THE VIDEO IT’S 30 TIMES FUNNIER THAN THE GIFSET OMG

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obamasbigblacktoe:

dream-big-till-the-end:

those were the days guys

don’t you dare tell me you didn’t love this show

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I want sex. Not just normal sex. I want back arching, sheet grabbing, bed shaking, heart racing, skin brushing, finger tracing, lip grazing, deep moaning sex.

(Source: lesbian-in-brighton, via blaccxhollywood)

daydre4mer:

me

(Source: mugganguyen, via lamiyah)

helloryanholmes:

wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

I just peed a Little

(Source: patonki, via kiwiswisher)

canadianslut:

afrofilipino:

rhyse:

what if your mom and your dad both had sex changes after you were born so your mom is actually your dad and your dad is actually your mom

image

fucking delete already

(via barebackinq)

officialunitedstates:

whats the deal with snakes.  do they poop out of their tail?  isn’t their whole body a tail

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meidosuji:

meidosuji:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

(Source: meidosuji, via momoko-senpai)

"Nobody has ever left me just once. They always come back to see how their absence dulled the vibrance in my eyes before disappearing again."

(trm) returning (via soulsscrawl)

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thebloggerbloggerfun:

Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time. 

It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good. 

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