lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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sarcy:

cumdurnp:

when someone you dislike posts a bad selfie

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hahahahahahhahahaha best gif

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zombieirish:

retailavenger85:

tekillashooter:

blasianxbri:

dude-its-faris-ridhwan:

what the fuck

LMFAOOOO.

Always reblog lol

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

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YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT

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relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

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justsomesex:

Follow http://justsomesex.tumblr.com for some diamond girls 

#justsomesex

validx2:

Her: Sorry i dont suck dick but we can cuddle  

Me:

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cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

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thebodyasconduit:

*

Self-portrait with Nohemi & one-piece blindfold/ball-gag.

2009?

Polaroid

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laughcentre:

omg i love these so much

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beyseybey:

FUCKED UP MY LIFE

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wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

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trapezoidmouth:

wash her face off on the first date

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